Funny things children have said to me

Tutoring

• Aug 06, 2022
  • “Are you a unicorn? You look like a unicorn.”
  • “You look like a princess 👸🏻”
  • Whole convo
    • “Are you gonna die tomorrow?”
    • “I Hope not”
    • “I thought you said ‘I hope yes’”
    • “Why would I say that? I don’t want to die tomorrow”
    • “Really? You look depressed. I heard you laugh for the first time only just then points to location he heard me laughing”
    • starts laughing
    • “And now. That’s the second time.”
• Nov 1, 2022
  • "You have a big forehead" - a girl in yr 5
• Jan 2023
  • "Why is your handwriting so bad?"

Kids' Club

• You are like a cute bunny with braces (this was I think in 2017)
• Your eyes are as black as black paint

Church in general

• "EWwwwww" - a girl in reply to finding out I studied maths at uni